Sulu in the original Star Trek, but he is one heck of a wordsmith!
He recently published his eBook “Oh Myyy! On Life, the Internet and Everything”
To give you taste of his delicious tongue-in-cheek humor:
“Somewhere along the way to the digital age, somebody decided that cats conjugate improperly when speaking English and love to eat cheeseburgers. For some other mysterious reason these assumptions stuck, and a new breed of cat memes made their way onto the Interweb.
I do love cats, but my fans love them even more. Factoid: There
are something on the order of 86.4 million pet cats in the United States
alone. This explains the success of the musical “Cats”
(It certainly wasn’t the non-existent plot). Whenever I post an image
with a cat in it, I can count on a baseline of tens of thousands of
likes and shares. Even if the cat is really ugly.
You probably know that some of the most popular videos on YouTube
are cat videos. If you haven’t seen the “Ninja” cat and the “Paddy
Cake” cats, you aren’t very good at surfing the net. There are even
YouTube videos about how popular cats are on YouTube.
A cat-based video is so much more likely to be played and shared that I’ve considered creating YouTube promotions for my show
“Allegiance” with cats playing all of the internment camp guards and
internees. Apart from being in highly questionable taste, I’ve never
successfully figured out how to make some of the cats look
Japanese—besides putting cute little rice paddy hats on them.
Right now at least half of you have an image of a cat in a rice paddy hat.
I’ve lately asked myself what the fascination with cats is. Much
of the attraction derives from their highly “human”-like expressions and
the rich variation in their size, color and, often, girth. We humans
can all see our own exploits, frustrations, and failures in their eyes
and their efforts, more so than almost any other creature.
By contrast, dogs are commonly portrayed as “one-note” creatures
that have more unconditional, simpler expressions. It also explains why
there is no musical called “Dogs”.